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P&O CRUISE SHIP AURORA - ROUND WORLD 2010

Were you on board the P&O cruise ship Aurora during it's round world cruise?

Timmy joined the ship for the Far East segment from Hong Kong to Japan (Feb 2010) as part of the entertainment team and to bring an artistic side to the cruise by launching the new Art Gallery and painting the ports of call.

Enjoy all the photos. There's loads of them!!

The star ferry rushes our star to the Aurora!
It's the biggest ship in Hong Kong harbour!
and the first thing Timmy does is set up an easel to paint it!!
Anthony - art gallery manager - is delighted!!!
Two views of Hong Kong - by night and by day!!!
Aurora ready to depart!
Cruise director Nigel Travis interviews Timmy about his adventures in radio, TV and the charts!!
crew members Simon and Helen are first up to play Mallett's Mallet!!!
and suddenly the pressure is on!!

Itsy bitsy babes make their entrance!

oh yeah!!
she was afraid to come out of the locker...!
she was as nervous as her elbow can be!!
babe-alicious born on the day itsy bitsy was number 1!!!
!
aerobics classes were never as much fun as this!!
young wideawakers line up for autographs...!
...and a bash on the head!! This is front desk manager Michelle!
Simon sports his wacky plaster and treasured mousemat!!!
Anthony gets knocked down to size!!
The Art Gallery is under wraps...!
until the captain reveals Timmy's paintings...!
we'll come to the opening if there's free champagne!!
so that's where the laundry went to!
The Captain considers himself a surfing dude!
He covets the giant poppy painting for the bridge
Now it's time for a demonstration...!
It's like being a tourist attraction!
Pinky Punky visits the Great Wall of China!
The souvies come down in price the higher you climb!!!
!
are we nearly there yet?!
clearly not! It's another 1000 metres to the top...
not easy in the new snow!
But we made it to the Wall's highest point! The Mallett dynasty is secure!
It means what?!
Timmy and Crackerjack's veteran - Don Maclean! What a star!!
time to steer the ship through the ice fields!!
Pinky Punky's in charge!!
Nigel looking like a star of the Addams family!!
Captain David Pembridge gets some tips from an expert!!
P&O's recruitment campaign has obviously succeeded!!!
The shoe's eye view of the ship...how to check how far to the shore!!
They collect some strange souvenirs!!
somewhere out there is either ice, Japan, or something to paint!!
The trip to Haiphong Bay in Vietnam produces this work of art.
the start of the painting of the Great Wall of China...
Lovely Cat, one of the photographers on board helped Timmy with various image references. Thanks Cat!
It's the legendary Timmy Mallett demonstrating in the disco! It's as good a place as any to paint with flashing lights and itsy bitsy playing!

an enthusiastic audience follow every brush stroke!
and comment on every bit of it!!
Don Goodey comes to the rescue!
as someone stamps his foot on Timmy's jacket!
the painting of Shakespeare's bluebell wood gets help from all round!
You can see more of Don's work at his website!
The completed bluebell artwork.
The completed Great Wall painting!
We want the painting of Aurora in Hong Kong.
Alan decides on Haiphong Bay!
and we've bought the Hong Kong symphony of lights!
Hiroshima's peace bell gets the Timmy treatment!
and boy is it loud!
thousands of paper cranes - all of them in Timmy colours!!
Hiroshima wedding is inspired by our day trip to Japan's most memorable city.
The Aurora's art gallery!











Timmy's left to reflect on an enjoyable successful cruise
Au revoir Aurora!

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