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DORITO'S DODGEBALL

Timmy took part in the Dorito's Dodgeball challenge (May 2009)
It was a fun afternoon having balls fired at him by remote control from people playing online at dodgeball.doritos.co.uk

"Actually it hurt like hell when I got the first two smacks to the head!" complained the Mallett man. "But I quickly learned the art of dodging!"

In fact Timmy was surpreme in 4 of the 5 D's of dodgeball
D - Dodge!
D - Duck!
D - Dive!
D - Dodge!
D - Catch!

Yes Timmy was utterly useless at catching and failed entirely to rescue any of his team mates by catching!

"It was easy to dodge out of the way of a ball in the face than to try and catch one!" said our hero!

Timmy's lucky mascot - Pinky Punky - also made him a prime target for the thousands lining up to blat him!

The experts opinion - "Timmy is a natural target - but those wacky feet kept him out of trouble - almost!"

nervous are we Timmy?!!
stick behind the big blokes!
Big Borther's Nikki forgot her shorts!!!
the look of terror!! !!
stay in the marked area - hiding at the back is a good idea!!
get that one please!

two left to face the cannons!

that's right cheer them on from a safe distance!!
This is how you catch the balls Timmy!
The mighty Dodgeballers!

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All photos are copyright Timmy Mallett.

To book Timmy phone the John Miles Organisation in Bristol on 01275 854675 or e-mail mandy@johnmiles.org.uk

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