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PLYMOUTH, VARSITY!

Were you at the pyjama and nightie party at Varsity, Plymouth? (October 2006)
It was the brilliant night!
here are some photos to prove it! Are you in any of them?
tell all your mates! (be patient - there are plenty of photos, so check them all!)


itsy bitsy Kate, Connie and Sarah!!!!!
Is your's beating faster too?!!!
Top Varsity DJ Ralph in his dressing gown!!!
it must be my birthday!
can you squeeze in any closer??! ooh er!
A Timmy sandwich!!!
more please!!!
It's a knee in the doodahs!!
yes please, rub them better!!!!!
round we go!!
head case Samson!!!!!
nice bleugh Vikki!!!!!!!
Mallett's Mallet!!!
Timmy stops to read a bedtime story!!!!!
nice spex Chantelle!!!
I want you back (and your front!)!!!!
I want a Mallett!!!
itsy bitsy heaven!
everyone salute!!!!
more please!!!
who's next?!!!
I'm looking for a boy this big!!!!!!
what's that coming over the Hill - is it a monster?!!
one at a time!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
glorious!
Mallett's Mallet!!!
Timmy stops to read a bedtime story!!!!!
Plymouth's best!
We wear lipstick? Never!!!!!

Bonkers!!!!
Nutters!!
hi mum!!!
Hit us now - we're bonkers!!!
!!!
!!!

Yo!
He's da man!!

Scary!
Heads up!!!!!!

gorgeous!!
A Pinky Punky Picnic!!
like my thumb!!
wacawave!
Cute!!
Their mothers love 'em!!!
I've just remembered - I came to see Timmy Mallett!!!
Kiss me Honey Honey!
nice chest!!
Ah!

!
Pinky Punky!!
sweet!
Bonk!
Bleugh!
Bosh!
Yikes great spex!!!
Ah, Angelic!!!
It's a Timmy Torso!
don't eat my ear!
Three fingers? The others are on holiday!
Wacawave!
nice hit!!

chins...!


Sexy!!
Don't show it to everyone! They'll all want one!!!

Ah he's going to hug me!!

I cleaned my teeth!!
Don't touch the hair!!
!
Bonk!!

Bosh!
Wacky!!
Nice!
Whatever!
Bosh!
Doctor?!!

Ah, Angelic!!!

Help!


!!
great thumb!!!
Ah!


Scary!!

Bosh!
nutters!!

Want to tell us what you thought about it all?
What was it like meeting Timmy?
This is the place!

We loved meeting Timmy!

tell your friends about this page!

 

All photos and sounds are copyright Timmy Mallett.

 

where's Timmy's next gig?

see the other gig photos

To book Timmy phone the John Miles Organisation in Bristol on 01275 854675 or e-mail mandy@johnmiles.org.uk

tell your friends about this page!

Contact Timmy via:
John Miles Organisation
Tel: 01275 854675 / 856770
Fax: 01275 810186
Cadbury Camp Lane, Clapton in Gordano, Bristol, BS20 7SB

E-mail: mandy@johnmiles.org.uk

Want to tell us what you thought about it all?
This is the place!

We loved the gig!

Buy Your Timmy spex now!

ITSY BITSY TIMMY SPEX!

£9.99

brand new Timmy spex! give you the ultimate Mallett look!! They are itsy bitsy sunglasses with fabulous green eyed UV protection! You'll be a star and look just like Timmy!!

Buy Your Pinky Punky now!

PINKY PUNKY - MALLETT'S MALLET!

£14.99

Pinky Punky's Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he's just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett's Mallet with all your friends! and relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood!

Buy Your Timmy cap now!

TIMMY'S I'VE BEEN MALLETTED HERE CAP!

£7.50

Get the Utterly Brilliant "I've Been Malleted Here!" cap. In electric yellow this gorgoeus cloth cap fits all head sizes...if you've not got a head, stick it on your shouders!

Buy Your Timmy T shirt now!

TIMMY T-SHIRT

£10.99

It's an all new design and t-shirts are now size LARGE and look cool in BLACK. There are also the orginal design in size LARGE WHITE. Please specify which you prefer.
Instructions: wear on upper body below head!

Colour

Buy Itsy Bitsy album now!

HUGGIN' AN A KISSIN ALBUM

£6.99

Always a big favourite, this album includes Timmy's hits Itsy Bitsy and Seven Little Girls. Great for parties or to sing along to in the car. Oh yeah!

The album is available in three versions:

Standard Album: cassette.

Vinyl Album: Non-Stop Party Mix:

Karaoke Vinyl Album:

Buy Your Timmy book now!

UTTERLY BRILLIANT HISTORY OF THE WORLD - TIMMY'S BOOK

£3.99

Timmy's written it himself - so it's bound to be completely bonkers! It's where you can find out about everything that's ever happened in the history of the world...from the beginning of time up to this morning!

Buy Your Mallett Maniac badge now!

MALLETT MANIAC BADGE!

£1.75

Buy one...or two...or three...It's the Utterly Brilliant Timmy badge. Have you got every colour?

Colour

Buy Your Timmy mousemat now!

TIMMY MOUSEMAT!

£3.50

Show your mouse that you care by giving it a great Timmy mousemat to sit on...It's got loads of Utterly Brilliant jokes on and is dead funny!

Buy Your loud and wacky Timmy shorts now!

TIMMY SHORTS!

£12

The ultimate Timmy look! A pair of bright red and yellow, knee length, cool looking Timmy shorts! Ideal for making a big impression at the party! Wear them wacky!

Size

TIMMY SPEC-TACULAR! (spex, mallet, book!)

£25

Get this SPEC-tacular set! The utterly brilliant Timmy spex! with Pinky Punky Mallett's Mallet and we'll give you Timmy's book free!! Make a spectacular entrance to the party looking like Timmy and wielding your Mallet!!

THE ULTIMATE TIMMY PACKAGE!

£34.99

Your very own signed Pinky Punky AND your choice of Black or White Timmy T shirt AND your signed Timmy cap AND your signed Timmy book AND your signed Timmy classic - Huggin an a kissin album (cassette) including Itsy Bitsy and 14 great classic hits! AND we'll throw in a WAC plaster!!! Buy this ultimate Timmy package and save 20%!!

T shirt colour

SPECIAL OFFER PINKY PACKAGE!

£20.99

Your very own signed Pinky Punky AND your signed Timmy book - the Utterly Brilliant History of the World! AND your signed Timmy classic - the Huggin an a kissin album (cassette) including Itsy Bitsy and 14 great classic hits! AND we'll throw in a WAC plaster!!!
Buy this bargain pinky package and save 15%!!

PINKY PUNKY - MALLETT'S MALLET!

£14.99

Pinky Punky's Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he's just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett's Mallet with all your friends! and relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood!

TIMMY-LOOK-A-LIKE!

Special offer £50!

The Utterly Brilliant Timmy look! Timmy spex, Timmy T shirt, Timmy Cap, Timmy shorts AND of course Timmy's Pinky Punky Mallet! Plus we'll throw in FREE a signed Timmy book AND the must-have WAC plaster! Woo! It's all signed by Timmy of course so wear it wacky and be a Timmy nut!!

Timmy T shirt colour
Size of Timmy shorts

PERSONAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM TIMMY!

£50

Celebrating something special? Get a unique, original, personal in-vision message from Timmy! It's the ultimate personal present for that special occasion! Timmy-mailed direct to your PC!

Email details here!

TIMMY'S COMIC

£5

Timmy's comic is now a limited edition collectors item. 5 fantastic issues were published in 1991 and 92 and they come packed to the staples with cartoon adventures, jokes, fun, make and dos and A FREE GIFT!!

Edition

HOT HOT HOT - DEL COSTA

£5.50

Timmy's groovy Spanish cousin made this fabulous remix of the classic summer hit including brilliant covers of Barabados, Dancing on a Saturday night, Un a Paloma Blanca and Viva Espana! An absolute must for any party night! Available in original 7" vinyl

UTTERLY BRILLIANT PAINTBOX VIDEO

£8.99

See Timmy and his various artistic cousins getting arty in the Utterly Brilliant Paintbox Video!

Buy Your Timmy spex now!

ITSY BITSY TIMMY SPEX!

£9.99

brand new Timmy spex! give you the ultimate Mallett look!! They are itsy bitsy sunglasses with fabulous green eyed UV protection! You'll be a star and look just like Timmy!!