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ITS' A KNOCKOUT, KENT 2009
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All photos are copyright Timmy Mallett. where's
Timmy's next appearance? To book Timmy phone the John Miles Organisation in Bristol on 01275 854675 or e-mail mandy@johnmiles.org.uk
Contact Timmy via:
This is the place! We loved the gig!
 see the pix from It's a Knockout in Kent 2008
ITSY BITSY TIMMY SPEX! £9.99 brand new Timmy spex! give you the ultimate Mallett look!! You'll be a star and look just like Timmy!!
PINKY PUNKY - MALLETT'S MALLET! £14.99 Pinky Punky's Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he's just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett's Mallet with all your friends! and relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood!
TIMMY'S I'VE BEEN TIMMY MALLETTED HERE CAP! £7.50 Get the Utterly Brilliant "I've Been Timmy Malletted Here!" cap. Choice of three brilliant colours! electric yellow, stunning red, gorgoeus purple! Fits all head sizes...if you've not got a head, stick it on your shouders!
Just £12 The brand new stunning design! Timmy and Mallett's Mallet T shirts come in size SMALL and tight (for the curvy chick!) LARGE and XTRA LARGE (for the comfy look!)
HUGGIN' AN A KISSIN ALBUM £6.99The album includes Timmy's hits Itsy Bitsy and Seven Little Girls. Great for parties or to sing along to in the car. Oh yeah! Available in three versions: Standard
Album: cassette. Vinyl Album: Non-Stop Party Mix:
Karaoke Vinyl Album:
UTTERLY BRILLIANT HISTORY OF THE WORLD - TIMMY'S BOOK £3.99 where you can find out about everything that's ever happened in the history of the world...from the beginning of time up to this morning!
TIMMY MOUSEMAT! £3.50 Show your mouse that you care by giving it a great Timmy mousemat to sit on...It's covered in loads of Utterly Brilliant jokes! 
£12 The ultimate Timmy look! A pair of bright red and yellow, knee length, cool looking Timmy shorts! Ideal for making a big impression at the party! Wear them wacky! 
TIMMY SPEC-TACULAR! (spex, mallet, book!) £25 Get this SPEC-tacular set! The utterly brilliant Timmy spex! with Pinky Punky Mallett's Mallet and we'll give you Timmy's book free!! Make a spectacular entrance to the party looking like Timmy and wielding your Mallet!! 
£37.50 Your very own signed Pinky Punky AND your signed Timmy T shirt AND your signed Timmy cap AND your signed Timmy book AND your signed Timmy classic - Huggin an a kissin album (cassette) including Itsy Bitsy and 14 great classic hits! AND we'll throw in a WAC plaster!!! Buy this ultimate Timmy package and save ££s!! 
£20.99 Your very own signed Pinky Punky AND your signed Timmy book - the Utterly Brilliant History of the World! AND your signed Timmy classic - the Huggin an a kissin album (cassette) including Itsy Bitsy and 14 great classic hits! AND we'll throw in a WAC plaster!!!
PINKY PUNKY - MALLETT'S MALLET! £14.99 Pinky Punky's Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he's just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett's Mallet with all your friends! and relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood! 
Special offer £52.50!
The Utterly Brilliant Timmy look! Timmy spex, Timmy T shirt, Timmy Cap, Timmy shorts AND of course Timmy's Pinky Punky Mallet! Plus we'll throw in FREE a signed Timmy book AND the must-have WAC plaster! Woo! It's all signed by Timmy of course so wear it wacky and be a Timmy nut!!
PERSONAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM TIMMY! Only £50 Celebrating something special? Get a unique, original, personal in-vision message from Timmy! It's the ultimate personal present for that special occasion! On Cd or as download! 
TIMMY'S COMIC £5 Timmy's comic is now a limited edition collectors item. 5 fantastic issues were published in 1991 and 92 and they come packed to the staples with cartoon adventures, jokes, fun, make and dos and A FREE GIFT!! 
HOT HOT HOT - DEL COSTA £5.50 Timmy's groovy fabulous remix of the classic summer hit including brilliant covers of Barabados, Dancing on a Saturday night, Una Paloma Blanca and Viva Espana! An absolute must for any party night! Available in original 7" vinyl 
UTTERLY BRILLIANT PAINTBOX VIDEO £8.99 See Timmy and his various artistic cousins getting arty in the Utterly Brilliant Paintbox Video!  ITSY BITSY TIMMY SPEX! £9.99 brand new Timmy spex! give you the ultimate Mallett look!! They are itsy bitsy sunglasses with fabulous green eyed UV protection! You'll be a star and look just like Timmy!! 
UTTERLY BRILLIANT TIMMY POSTER! £4.99 Is your wall worthy of a signed Timmy show poster?! This collector's item measures 24x16" and is an utterly brilliant souvenir of Timmy on stage in glory!! 
UTTERLY BRILLIANT HANDMADE TIMMY CARDS! £2.50 each Send your friends a handmade signed Timmy card! Complete with envelope and signed by Timmy!
Set of 5 HANDMADE WACADAY CARDS! £10 PER PACK OF 5 CARDS
Send your friends a handmade signed Wacaday card! Complete with envelope and signed by Timmy! Each card features a different unique image from the classic TV show Wacaday. No two cards are alike! This is the unique gift to send to your friends. (Why not send it with a Pinky Punky Mallett's Mallet too?)
THE ULTIMATE SIGNED TIMMY PACKAGE! £34.99
Your very own signed Pinky Punky AND your choice of Black or White Timmy T shirt AND your signed Timmy cap AND your signed Timmy book AND your signed Timmy classic - Huggin an a kissin album (cassette) including Itsy Bitsy and 14 great classic hits! AND we'll throw in a WAC plaster!!!
Buy this ultimate Timmy package and save ££!! Set of 5 HANDMADE CARDS OF TIMMY'S ARTWORK! £10 PER PACK OF 5 CARDS
Send your friends a handmade signed Timmy artwork card! Complete with envelope and signed by Timmy! Each card features a different reproduction of a painting by Timmy. No two cards are alike! This is the unique gift to send to your friends
The Utterly Brilliant Timmy look! Timmy spex, Timmy T shirt, Timmy Cap, Timmy shorts AND of course Timmy's Pinky Punky Mallet! Plus we'll throw in FREE a signed Timmy book AND the must-have WAC plaster! Woo! It's all signed by Timmy of course so wear it wacky and be a Timmy nut!! 
UTTERLY BRILLIANT TIMMY RINGTONES! from £3 Is your mobile worthy of a Timmy ringtone? or Timmy game? or Timmy Maniac thingy!! There are dozens to choose from!! Preview them here! and buy direct from Mallett Mobile!
PINKY PUNKY - MALLETT'S MALLET! £14.99 Pinky Punky's Utterly Brilliant, cute and cuddly and he's just like he is on the telly. Buy your very own Pinky Punky Mallet, play the legendary Mallett's Mallet with all your friends! and relive the best days of your happy wacky childhood! |
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