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Kamikaze Mallett gets Divine Wind to give him a helping hand while BBC Breakfast Chris Hollins gets some tips on dress sense!

Everyone look at the Boss now - Timmy! Timmy!

Timmy lets rip an applause winning performance!

What do you mean I've not been selected????!!!

Bisham Abbey - National Sports Centre - home of the England training camp - and 5 minutes from Timmy's place. He cycled there as he does every day for regular work outs!

A room full of celebrities. One stands out in flourescent orange - Mr Mallett, meets another fan!!

the squad lines up for the trials with little Timmy on the front row dwarfed by the rest of squad!

Timmy is stunned by the decision to drop him.... How will he ever live it down?

Graham Taylor discusses tactics and the Squad - have we got room for a tiny bit of fun here?! Sadly not! What a missed opportunity!

"I want you to arrange these mats into a pretty pattern!"

The Match is Sky TV's big reality TV show and among the trialists this year was football loving Timmy Mallett.

It's a tough day of 6 a side try out matches followed by the bleep test when a bunch of celebrities attempt to run round Bisham Abbey without swearing!

"Timmy, get up front and make a nuisance of yourself!" said the captain. So he did and Blair McDonough from Neighbours smashed him to the ground not once but twice! (It's not Aussie rules Mate!)It clearly affected our hero whose dramatic shot was saved by Mark Bosnich!

When it came to the selection process Graham taylor made an unpopular decision he was later to regret when sadly the Celebrities failed to win against the Legends!

"That's football!" said Timmy "The manager made a decision and the squad had to go on without me! Look what happened to them!"

Listen to what the fans said.... What sort of decision is that?!

You were the best player on the Match!!!

There's more on Timmy's love of Oxford United at sport!

Contact Timmy via:
John Miles Organisation,
Tel: 01275 854675 / 856770,
Fax: 01275 810186
Cadbury Camp Lane, Clapton in Gordano, Bristol, BS20 7SB

Graham Taylor chose not to keep Timmy in the Squad. Was this wise when we saw what happened to the celebrities against the Legends?

Listen to what the fans said....

What sort of decision is that?!

You were the best player on the Match!!!