TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!

It's a world wide favourite. Clement Moore's famous peom about Christmas Eve. Timmy gives it the special festive touch! You'll love it and so will all the family!

3 mins

SNOW AT CHRISTMAS!!!

Please Father Christmas bring me a sledge for Christmas and snow to enjoy it, and frost on the windowpanes and a streaker at the football!

3 mins 30

MY FOUNTAIN PEN AND THE WHACK!!!

Why should filling your fountain pen get you the whack?! All I want for Christmas is revenge!

4 mins 40

SPECIAL EFFECTS - WACADAY STYLE!!

How to jump off the Eiffel Tower without insurance, safety harness, parachute or permission and make a TV epic at the same time!

3 mins 30

TIMMY BOND 007 - LICENCE TO BLAAH!!

The new James Bond movie is out - it's missing a star. Timmy tells us how the Man with the Golden Mallet faced up to Jellyfinger!

3 mins 45

ANOTHER NEW PAIR OF SPEX?!

With several squillion pairs of glasses - hasn't Timmy got enough? Clearly not! He bought another new pair today and are they his favourite pair EVER??

6 mins 30

WAR HERO

He won medals, got blown up, and joined up the day his daughter was born. Timmy talks about his Grandfather volunteering in the Great War...

7 mins

LANGUAGE COCK UPS

Speaking a foreign language can lead to some embarrassing mistakes. But speaking the same language can be just as difficult. Timmy learns to talk!

4 mins

FLYING WITHOUT DOORS!

Timmy's first flying lesson! Reminded him of the Battle of Britain and Apocalypse Now! Timmy recalls how learning to fly a Piper light aircaraft compares to flying with Neil Fox in his Mash helicpoter over Stonehenge and blowing it to smithereens!

7 mins

WHAT'S DORKING'S CLAIM TO FAME?!

Is Dorking full of nutters?! Of course it is - Timmy tells us what makes a great memorable town - like the town in Australia that doesn't exist - it was so good they sold it off!!

5 mins

APRIL FOOLS DAY!

Timmy is reminded of the day his April Fool's trick nearly got him the sack - and he apologises to all those kids who thought they really needed a licence for their bikes - especially when someone reminded him of this AND still bore a grudge after more than 20 years!!!!

4 mins

ITSY BITSY IDENTITY!

Itsy Bitsy songwriter hasn't died! Timmy talks about mistaken identity and the trouble it causes !!!

3 mins

LETS ALL GO TO THE MOON!!

When will Reality TV go to the Moon? Timmy met one of the 12 men who have landed on the Moon!

5 mins

CLIMBING AYRES ROCK

Timmy climbs the biggest rock in the World (Uluru) but where's the souvenir shop?!!!

3 mins

FOLLOWING THE TRAGIC TREE STUMPS OF BURKE AND WILLS!!

Timmy followed part of the route of the Australian Explorers who marked their way on tree stumps and yet lost their friends and will to live!

6 mins

OPEN DAY AT WARWICK UNIVERSITY!

Timmy took his Godson Joe on a tour round his old uni. What are the burning questions any prospective student needs to know????

3 mins

THE MALLETTs - COOKHAM PEOPLE!

On Cookham Summer FM Lynda and Timmy reveal far too much about themselves, their upbringing and what they think of each other!!

30 mins

TIMMY IN GAOL!!

What's he done to deserve a night in nick?!!!

3 mins

THE STATION IN THE WOODS!

Cycling along the Ridgeway we discover a secret treasure hidden in the woods near Watlington!

3 mins

THE PRIME MINISTER HAS A PINT!

Close the Prime Minister's country estate at Chequers there's a pub with some great secrets! Timmy tells us more

3 mins