60 http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/podcasts.html en-gb ℗ & © 2007 Brilliant TV Be careful! Let Timmy Mallett loose near a mic and he'll talk for Britain! Timmy Mallett Be careful! Let the Utterly Brilliant Timmy Mallett loose near a mic and he'll talk for Britain! Be careful! Let Timmy Mallett loose near a mic and he'll talk for Britain! Brilliant TV Timmy Mallett timmy@brillianttv.co.uk Timmy Mallett Good advice to English Football fans going to the champions league final! Timmy Mallett filming for Wacaday in Moscow was well weird - who for instance are Toastbusters! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/moscow-wacaday.mp3 thu, 01 may 2008 21:00 GMT 4 mins 10 timmy mallett, wacaday, moscow, champions league final, aeroflot, visa, toastbusters, marlboro cigareetes, wrigleys chewing gum, moscow river, stalin's wedding cake Timmy Mallett does it lead to where you are now?! Timmy Mallett was a gardener! worked in a paint factory!! How did this lead to being Timmy Mallett http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/first-job.mp3 fri, 11 apr 2008 10:00 GMT 2 mins 15 timmy mallett, mallet, gardener, first job, butcher, betterwear, factory, pub Timmy Mallett Scouting for Girls meet Michaela Strachan! Heroes in songs!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/scouting- for-girls.mp3 thu, 27 mar 2008 13:00 GMT 4 mins timmy mallett, wacaday, michaela strachan, scouting for girls, brighton dome Timmy Mallett need a prop? get a quote!! Or make the prop yourself!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-props.mp3 fri, 14 mar 2008 11:00 GMT 3 mins 54 timmy mallett, wacaday, props, table mountain, pirate ship, mallett's mallet, surfing, ironing board, cape town Timmy Mallett Timmy's first limited edition prints are ready!! Timmy's art is in demand - so it does into print.!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/prints.mp3 thu, 28 feb 2008 15:00 GMT 2 mins 55 timmy mallett, limited edition prints, bluebells, poppies, old masters Timmy Mallett The town is in uproar over a new statue to honours it's past!! Put a giant Mallet up says Timmy!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/shepton-mallet.mp3 fri, 01 feb 2008 12:00 GMT 3 mins 15 timmy mallett, shepton mallet, wide awake club, battle of hastings, king harold, somerset Timmy Mallett watching the first fleet sail into Sydney Harbour on the bicentenary!! Being at the right place at the right time with the right person.! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/australia-day.mp3 fri, 25 jan 2008 10:00 GMT 4 mins 25 timmy mallett, australia day, bicentenary, captain philip, first fleet, taronga zoo, sydney harbour, botany bay, opera house, coke, tvam Timmy Mallett Roland Rat says it's 25 years of utter rubbish!! Timmy's one and only screen test! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/25years-breakfasttv.mp3 wed, 16 jan 2008 13:00 GMT 2 mins 30 timmy mallett, 25 years, breakfast tv, lorraine kelly, roland rat, TVam wacaday, Timmy Mallett The First Minister of Wales comes to his first panto in 60 years! and a kid wets herself on stage! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/panto-porthcawl.mp3 wed, 09 jan 2008 12:00 GMT 3 mins 30 timmy mallett, panto, porthcawl, grand pavilion, cardiff city, peter, dame, gareth, king, rhodri morgan, first minister of wales, songsheet, Timmy Mallett Learning everything at once! A warm wet welcome to Wales! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/panto-rehearsal.mp3 sat, 08 dec 2007 15:00 GMT 2 mins 50 timmy mallett, panto, porthcawl, grand pavilion, cardiff city, peter, risdale Timmy Mallett Timmy is a fashion icon! Why do you keep your old clothes?! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/rubbish-magazine.mp3 mon, 3 dec 2007 17:00 GMT 3 mins timmy mallett, rubbish magazine, wacaday, hong kong, mallett's Mallet Timmy Mallett He has the best name recognition in the World! how to approach football differently...! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/new-england-manager.mp3 sat, 24 nov 2007 12:00 GMT 2 mins 10 timmy mallett, football, manager, england, eur0 2008, oxford united, steve mclaren, david beckham Timmy Mallett Getting 35 paintings to France during a train strike! hear Timmy do his speech in French! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/art-exhibition.mp3 wed, 15 nov 2007 20:00 GMT 3 mins timmy mallett, st benoit, black prince, poitiers, tgv, lille, eurostar, strike, paintings Timmy Mallett What happens when you play the wrong request! A visit to Northampton stirs memories of great songs! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/northampton-boots.mp3 mon, 29 oct 2007 16:00 GMT 5 mins timmy mallett, northampton, derngate, elton john, spice girls, nancy sinatra, boots are made for walking, request show, museum, boots, shoes Timmy Mallett Next to the land of Green Ginger in Hull! And the other side of Hull, living in a hotel after the floods http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/hull.mp3 mon, 22 oct 2007 16:00 GMT 2 mins 5o timmy mallett, hull, land of green ginger, smallest window in england, floods Timmy Mallett What to see in Gloucester! The unexpected benefit of being let out!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/gloucester-prison.mp3 mon, 08 oct 2007 19:00 GMT 1 mins 5o timmy mallett, gloucester prison, Timmy Mallett Radio One is 40! Timmy recalls opening a Radio Station himself!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/radio1.mp3 mon, 01 oct 2007 14:00 GMT 4 mins 05 timmy mallett,radio one, centre radio, DJ, susy quatro, ozzy osbourne, cliff richard, flowers in the rain, trivial pursuit Timmy Mallett Timmy enjoys the start of University new year! Gig season!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/gig-season.mp3 mon, 24 sep 2007 14:00 GMT 2 mins 45 timmy mallett, university, students, gig season, tutor, Timmy Mallett Timmy pedals 40 miles for the Prince's Trust! People he met, and did he beat his son Billy?!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/palace-bike.mp3 mon, 17 sep 2007 16:00 GMT 3 mins timmy mallett, buckingham palace, windsor castle, prince's trust, palace to palace Timmy Mallett Timmy paddles into the iceberg! The difference between opening a fete as a celebrity and joining in incognito!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/regatta.mp3 mon, 10 sep 2007 16:00 GMT 3 mins timmy mallett, regatta, titanic, canoe cat Timmy Mallett Jerry needs fashion advice! Timmy on Corrie - who'd have thought it?!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/timmy-mallett-look.mp3 sun, 26 aug 2007 16:00 GMT 3 mins 10 timmy mallett, Coronation Street, scriptwriter, jerry the kebab man Timmy Mallett What to take for the perfect camping experience! camping in a UK summer!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/camping.mp3 sun, 19 aug 2007 22:00 GMT 5 mins 10 timmy mallett, camping, lake district. Timmy Mallett What do we want to see this season?! The trhills that make up the life of a football fan!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/oxford-united-2007.mp3 sat, 11 aug 2007 15:00 GMT 2 mins 20 timmy mallett, oxford united, duffy, twiggy, yemi, stadium, football, new season, dorchester, tommy mooney, joey beauchamp. Timmy Mallett Louis Walsh gets in a strop over Mallett's Mallet! Heat magazine at the Rivoli Ballroom!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/louis-walsh.mp3 mon, 31 jul 2007 22:00 GMT 3 mins 25 timmy mallett, louis walsh, heat magazine, mallett's Mallet, rivoli ballroom, Kylie, tony blair. Timmy Mallett Wendy Craig wraps and packs new Timmy T shirts! The other jobs stars do!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/timmytshirts.mp3 mon, 23 jul 2007 13:00 GMT 3 mins 50 timmy mallett, Wendy craig, shop assistant, the royal, nanny, butterflies, t shirts. Timmy Mallett Timmy films at Brighton beach! just like a wacaday shott only completely different! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/brighton-filming.mp3 mon, 16 jul 2007 11:00 GMT 4 mins 30 timmy mallett, Brighton, pier, beach, top 50 summer hits, wacaday, crew, autocue, make-up, swearing Timmy Mallett Timmy's experience of racing at the Grand Prix! Pay attention to the racing line and don't break going into the bend... http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/grandprix.mp3 tue, 10 jul 2007 12:00 GMT 5 mins 35 timmy mallett, grandprix, silverstone, celebrity race, honda civic, ayton senna, manoir Quatre Saisons, Jason Donovan, Jeremy irons, Phillipa forrester, Sunday times, Nick Mason, Pink Floyd Timmy Mallett Timmy's first car was a London taxi! Recently he's been driven by apprentice cabbie Chantelle! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/taxi.mp3 mon, 02 jul 2007 16:00 GMT 4 mins 45 timmy mallett, taxi, shopping, chantelle, security alert, For Hire Timmy Mallett Timmy goes to the very tip of Europe to see land of the midnght sun! Wacaday never goes to sleep! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-midnightsun.mp3 mon, 25 jun 2007 11:00 GMT 2 mins 50 timmy mallett, norway, st petersburg, russia, midnight sun, reindeer, ice, arctic, north pole, london, canada, wacaday, daylight saving Timmy Mallett Timmy undertakes an overnight bike ride with his mates! to celebrate the longest day Timmy pedals through the shortest night! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/overnight-ride.mp3 mon, 18 jun 2007 16:00 GMT 4 mins timmy mallett, Steven Gerrard, summer solstice, windsor castle, overnight, bike ride Timmy Mallett relaxing with Gordon Ramsey, Keith Harris and Orville and Bernie Clifton + ostrich! Channel 4's latest how do you like to relax series! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/strip-poker.mp3 mon, 11 jun 2007 15:00 GMT 3 mins 35 timmy mallett, gordon ramsey, f word, keith harris, orville, bernie clifton, ostrich, channel 4 Timmy Mallett That Paul McCartney asked for Timmy's autograph! Is Sgt Pepper's the best album of all time (after Itsy Bitsy of course!) http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/20yearsagotoday.mp3 sun, 03 jun 2007 23:00 GMT 4 mins 40 timmy mallett, Paul McCartney, Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club band, Abbey Road, Day in the lide, Mae West, TVam, Wacaday, Linda MCCartney sausages Timmy Mallett Promoting Book Week to Year 6! School is a bit different to when we were there. And the end of year rituals in the States are so different to the UK! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/school-books.mp3 sun, 26 may 2007 12:30:00 GMT 4 mins 10 timmy mallett, school, Foxes Piece School, Marlow, Book week, Roald Dahl, Spike Milligan, graduation, library Timmy Mallett On a horse drawn Caravan! It's not always easy to find out which way to go... http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-dingle.mp3 mon, 21 may 2007 12:00:00 GMT 4 mins timmy mallett, horse drawn caravan, dingle, dolphin, funghi, county Kerry, Ireland, directions Timmy Mallett The agony and ecstasy of the end of the season! Do all seasons end like this? Yes!!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/play-offs.mp3 thurs, 10 may 2007 15:00:00 GMT 4:55 mins timmy mallett, football, play-offs, Wembley, Maidenhead United, Oxford United, Exeter City, MK Dons, Conference, Timmy Mallett Timmy in tights?! Our woodland needs a hero! remember when he fell off that horse?!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/may-robinhood.mp3 mon, 07 may 2007 15:00:00 GMT 2:33 mins timmy mallett, robin hood, may, cows, oak, ash Timmy Mallett Timmy in the military? Is he our new weapon of mass destruction?! Watch out there's a tank with Timmy about!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/tank-driving.mp3 mon, 30 apr 2007 13:00:00 GMT 4:15 mins timmy mallett, tank, chieftan, Abbott, Armoured personnel carrier, Falklands War, Sir Gallahad, Tommy Vance, HMS Sheffield Timmy Mallett Timmy joins 70 artists in a Stanley Spencer paintathon! With music from his mate Rolf! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/paintathon.mp3 mon, 23 apr 2007 13:00:00 GMT 4:30 mins timmy mallett, rolf harris, stanley spencer, paintathon, acrylics Timmy Mallett Everything's turned bright yellow! Timmy's itsy bitsy ringtone threatens a huge gas explosion! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/yellow-week.mp3 Sat, 07 apr 2007 11:00:00 GMT 2:40 mins timmy mallett, yellow week, spring, daffodils, banana, gas leak Timmy Mallett Meeting all the stars (including the car)! Timmy helps son Billy and his mate make their own video diary of the day. http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/mrbean.mp3 sun, 01 apr 2007 19:00:00 GMT 3:50 mins timmy mallett, rowan atkinson, mr bean's holiday, premier, willem defoe, Timmy Mallett And where's Osama Bin Laden?! How did they get all those stars together for the video and can you spot them all? http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/500miles.mp3 sun, 25 mar 2007 12:00:00 GMT 3:50 mins timmy mallett, 500 miles, comic relief, peter kay, matt lucas, andy pipkin, brian potter, proclaimers, haver, DLT, jasper carrott, david tennant, showaddywaddy, limahl, kajagoogoo, stan boardman, patsy kensit, 8th wonder, wide awake club, saturday mornings, curiosity killed the cat, osama bin laden, lord lucan, shergar, Timmy Mallett I know which I think is more important! Scandal at Blue Peter knocks Britain's nuclear deterent off the lead story! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/bluepeter.mp3 Thurs, 15 mar 2007 13:00:00 GMT 3:35 mins timmy mallett, blue peter, scandal, phone in, trident, nuclear missile, deterent, cable and wireless, Timmy Mallett Timmy is Smelly Beep in the new Channel 5 pre-school sitcom! Is Timmy being typecast as Smelly?! And who is Drozzle or the sockroaches? Timmy revelas how he came to be one of the stars of his first animation ! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/beeps.mp3 Sun, 11 mar 2007 19:00:00 GMT 4:10 mins timmy mallett, beeps, channel 5, nick wilson, smelly beep, tom baker, animation, milkshake, Timmy Mallett How to make someone's day. To make someone's day is easy - to make someone's childhood - amazing! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/makemyday.mp3 Sun, 4 mar 2007 10:00:00 GMT 2:30 mins timmy mallett, train, wacaday, phone, spinathon, make my day Timmy Mallett Timmy meets an old pal at the Airport. Strange first encounters lead to even weirder reunions years later... http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/paris.mp3 Sun, 24 feb 2007 18:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, lenny blaifeder, heathrow airport, freinds reunited, paris, school trip, gare du nord, hotel perfect Timmy Mallett Did Timmy really Mallet the Prime Minister? All MPs better beware - when Timmy's about the Mallet will out!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/mrsthatcher.mp3 Mon, 19 feb 2007 15:00:00 GMT 2:30 mins timmy mallett, Mrs Thatcher, Prime Minister, Gladstone. Timmy Mallett Occasionally the weather men get it right and the snow day gave us the best day ever! How went spent a happy exhausting day! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/snowday.mp3 Fri, 09 feb 2007 17:00:00 GMT 3:35 mins timmy mallett, snowday, winter hill sledging, snowball fights, Timmy Mallett Recreating Rorke's drift with just a Mallet and a sense of humour - and 3000 zulus! Inspired by Michael Caine in Zulu, Timmy recalls one of history's greatest days - Wacaday at Rorke's Drift! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-zulus.mp3 Mon, 05 feb 2007 14:00:00 GMT 3:35 mins timmy mallett, rorkes' drift, isandlwana, 1879, Victoria cross, zulus, Timmy Mallett Switching on the lights at Mabelthorpe Remebering people's names can be tricky... and what is your real name Timmy? http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/real-name.mp3 Sun, 28 jan 2007 12:00:00 GMT 3:15 mins timmy mallett, mayor of mablethorpe, lincolnshire, illuminations, blackpool, devasted, devastated, 1953 Timmy Mallett Celebrity Big Brother. Taking responsibility for your actions. Timmy on Jade. http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/jadegoody.mp3 Sun, 21 jan 2007 16:00:00 GMT 3:20 mins timmy mallett,jade goody, shilpa shetty, celebruty big brother, john bardon, ken russell Timmy Mallett Going shopping on the Scilly Isles can take all day! Timmy meets the man who has never been more than a mile from his home!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-scillyisles.mp3 Mon, 17 jan 2007 16:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, Scilly isles, st martins, tvam Timmy Mallett George Martin produced Timmy and Charlie Drake and has infleuenced Orson Timmy loves Orson's Bright Idea - his hit of the year, and discovers a link to the Beatles and even Charlie Drake. Will this lead to Timmy apearing on an Orson song? hope so!!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/orson-boomerang.mp3 Sun, 07 jan 2007 13:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, orson, the beatles, george martin, charlie drake, pano, linda nolan, my boomerang wont come back, laughing policeman Timmy Mallett Tom and Jerry - the inspiration for Magic's cartoon! Timmy tells about great cartoons of our childhood, especailly the making of Magic's gems!y!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/magic-cartoon.mp3 Mon, 18 dec 2006 18:00:00 GMT 4:45 mins timmy mallett, Magic, Joe Barbera, Hanna, Tom and jerry, Flintstones, Scooby Doo, Steven Spielburg, Timmy Mallett The most famous poem about Christmas Eve and Father Christmas... Timmy brings Clement Moore's classic to life with the Mallett touch and some festive cheer! You'll love and so will all the family!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/nightbeforechristmas.mp3 Thurs, 14 dec 2006 18:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, St Nicholas, Christmas, sledge, Dancer, prancer, Donner,Blitzen, chimney, Comet, Cupid, stockings Timmy Mallett Please Father Christmas bring me a sledge for Christmas and snow to enjoy it on In praise of cold weather, frost on thw window panes, ice on the ground, making angels in the snow and streakers at the match! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/cold-christmas.mp3 Sun, 11 dec 2006 11:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, snow, Christmas, sledge, Colorado, Snowdonia, Maidenhead United, streaker, hot water bottles, open fires, Timmy Mallett Why should filling your fountain pen get you the Whack?!! Timmy wants a fountain pen to get revenge on his Geography teacher! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/fountainpen.mp3 Fri, 01 dec 2006 15:00:00 GMT 4:40 mins timmy mallett, fountain pen, the whack, Christmas, blotting paper, ink pen, osmiroid, birthday, revenge, mr Hutson Timmy Mallett Jumping off the Eiffel Tower without permission!! Just as in the Bond movie Timmy wanted to do a spectacular Wacaday stunt without a parachute, permission or insurance! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-eifeltower.mp3 Sun, 26 nov 2006 15:00:00 GMT 3:30 mins timmy mallett, James Bond, Eiffel Tower, Grace Jones, Ian Smith, parachute, Tv special effects, Wacaday Timmy Mallett The new James Bond movie is the Man with the Golden Mallet!! Is the Ultimate baddie a Jelly? Timmy tells the story of making the great Wacaday James Bond 007 adventure! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/wacadaymoment-timmybond-a.mp3 Mon, 20 nov 2006 15:00:00 GMT 3:45 mins timmy mallett, James Bond, Man with the Golden Mallet, Jellyfinger, Thailand, Phuket Timmy Mallett Timmy's bought another pair of glasses! Why? He's got squillions! Buying a new pair of spex every week makes Timmy an opticians favourite! What were his first pair of galsses and which are his favourites? http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/spex.mp3 Fri, 17 nov 2006 11:00:00 GMT 6:30 mins timmy mallett, spex, luxembourg, john lennon, frames, anglo american, buggles, trevor horn, prescription, contact lenses, plastic frames, lenses Timmy Mallett Timmy's grandfather was a World War One hero! He won a medal, got blown up, commanded a battalion, and joined up on the day his daughter was born - Timmy's grandfather was World War one hero! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/war-hero.mp3 Fri, 10 nov 2006 17:00:00 GMT 7 mins timmy, mallett, war hero, world war one, Haig, hindenburg line, military cross, Somme, Timmy Mallett Timmy learns to speak aforeign language - and even cocks up his own!! Meeting the town twinners was tricky - but speaking English to Aussies and Amereicans is just as bad!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/language.mp3 Thurs, 02 nov 2006 17:00:00 GMT 4 mins timmy, mallett, language, french, Australiaan, Amercian english, duvet, doona, wacaday, manchester Timmy Mallett Learning to fly a light aircraft that feels like a lawnmower! Timmy's First Flying lesson! Reminded him of the Battle of Britain and Apocalypse Now! How did flying a Piper light aircraft compare with flying with Foxy in his MASH chopper without doors?! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/flying-lesson.mp3 Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:00:00 GMT 7 mins timmy, mallett, flying lesson, piper, White Waltham, Neil Fox, MASH, Stonehenge, Gary Numan Timmy Mallett What happens to a boring town?! Timmy warns Dorking to become interesting or face the same future as Mary Kathleen in Australia- sold off for scrap! A journalist asked Timmy what he thought of Dorking? Every town has a claim to fame - including Mary Kathleen sold off in the biggest auction in history! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/dorking.mp3 Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:00:00 GMT 5 mins timmy, mallett, Dorking, Surrey, Mary Kathleen, Kewsick, boring postcards, uranium, auction Timmy Mallett The day an April Fools trick went wrong and how Timmy was reminded of this over 20 years later! Having breakfast in an hotel Timmy is reminded of an episode that affected thousands of kids over 20 years ago - an April fools Trick that almost got him the sack and how he'd like to apologise after all that time! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/april-fools.mp3 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 19:00:00 GMT 4:15 timmy, mallett, april fools day, bicycle licence, chief constable, police station, parents, sorry, apologise, TVam, boss, Arabella, Copthorne hotel, Plymouth, John, CITV, Timmy Mallett Itsy Bitsy's songwriter was reported dead. But it was an imposter instead! Timmy talks about mistaken identity and his 1990 world wide smash hit. Why do people pretend to be who they aren't? It's an itsy bitsy problem for Paul Vance one of the songwriters of Timmy's world wide hit - itsy Bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka Dot Bikini (which by the way is the longest song title ever to get to number 1!). http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/itsy-bitsy-idenity.mp3 Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:00:00 GMT 3:10 timmy, mallett, paul vance, itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow pOlka dot Bikini, songwriter, imposter, mistaken identity, tony robinson, baldrick, black adder, 1990, worldwide smash hit, record, arlene phillips, death Timmy Mallett When will Reality TV go to the Moon? Timmy meets a man who has landed on the Moon. Timmy met one of 12 men to land on the Moon. He wonders when the next Moon landing will be and whether it will be a Reality TV show? http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/moonlanding.mp3 Sun, 24 Sep 2006 14:00:00 GMT 5:20 timmy, mallett, Moon landing, Reality TV, Driving a Moon buggy Timmy Mallett Timmy climbs Ayers Rock/Uluru. Timmy climbs Ayers Rock/Uluru and finds there's no souvenir shop!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/ayers-rock-a.mp3 Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:00:00 GMT 2:45 timmy, mallett, ayers rock, Uluru Timmy Mallett Following the tree stumps of Burke and Wills. Timmy tells the story of Burke and Wills the tragic Australian explorers!! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/burke+wills.mp3 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:00:00 GMT 6:50 timmy, mallett, burke and wills, explorers, dig, cooper's creek, australia, melbourne Timmy Mallett Timmy goes back to Uni for the Open Day. Timmy on what makes the perfect choice for your University - in particular what sort of accommodation! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/warwick-openday.mp3 19/07/2006 19:00:00 GMT 1:45 timmy, mallett, warwick university, kitchen Timmy Mallett Cookham Summer FM Appearing on Cookham Summer FM Lynda and Timmy reveal something about themselves...! "http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sound/cookhampeople-malletts.mp3" 18/07/2006 21:00:00 GMT 19:34 timmy, lynda, mallett, cookham Timmy Mallett Timmy's in Gaol! What's he done? Timmy's in Gaol! What's he done? http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/oxford-prison.mp3 18/07/2006 21:00:00 GMT 2:30 timmy, mallett, oxford, gaol Timmy Mallett Cycling along the Ridgeway we discover a secret treasure hidden in the woods new Watlington! Cycling along the Ridgeway we discover a secret treasure hidden in the woods new Watlington! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/watlington-station.mp3 18/07/2006 21:00:00 GMT 2:30 timmy, mallett, ridgeway, Watlington station Timmy Mallett Close to the Prime Minister's country estate at Chequers there's a pub with some great secrets! Close the Prime Minister's country estate at Chequers there's a pub with some great secrets! http://brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/bernard-arms.mp3 18/07/2006 21:00:00 GMT 2:30 timmy, mallett, chequers, boris yeltsin, john major